
SUPPLIES
(PER 2 SERVINGS)
PRIMARY INGREDIENTS
OPTION
1 WHOLE Banana
EQUIPMENT
*If you do not have watermelon juice, please use 3-4 cups of cubed watermelon that we will crush

SUPPLIES
(PER 8 SERVINGS)
Nonstick Cooking Oil Spray, add
French Bread (cut into 1 ′ ′ cubes, approx. 8 cups), 1 loaf
Fresh Berries, 2 cups
Cream Cheese (cut into small cubes), 6 ounces
Large Eggs, 8
Whole Milk, 1 cup
Unsalted Butter (melted), ¼ cup
Lemon Zest, 2 teaspoons
Ground Cinnamon, ¼ teaspoon
Maple Syrup (plus more for serving), ¼ cup
Powdered Sugar, For Garnish, add

SUPPLIES
(PER 8 SERVINGS)
(Or 1/4 cup shredded Life Buoy)
ON THE SIDE
Tortilla Chips (I prefer the Hint of Lime)
Tri-Colored Tortilla Strips
Sour Cream

SUPPLIES
(PER 4 SERVINGS)
SUPPORT
OPTIONAL
Cucumber Dressing
Ranch Dressing
Any Dressing You Like

SUPPLIES
(PER 4 SERVINGS)
* OK! 1/4 CUP Should do it
** You got to trust the process, here. DO NOT get any kind of fancy, healthy, wheat or grain or Avante Garde trash**
Get a large, simple, white bread bun. Something that looks delicious and soft, even though you know white bread is fake bread.

SUPPLIES
(MAKES 2 PIES)
DOUGH
PRIMARY INGREDIENTS
CATSLYSTS
SPICES
BINDING AGENTS
SAUCE
ANY PREMADE PIZZA SAUCE
CHEESE
ALTHOUGH MOTZARELLA IS STANDARD, USE.ANY.CHEESE.YOU.LIKE
TOPPINGS
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WRONG TOPPING. IF YOU LIKE IT, USE IT.
THAT INCLUDES PINAPPLE OR BOLOGNA!
EQUIPMENT
(Or Marble Countertop)
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